{"product_id":"meadows-roller-art-print-by-vertigo-artography-surreal-baking-countryside-wall-art-funny-kitchen-dec","title":"'Meadows Roller' Art Print by Vertigo Artography | Surreal Baking Countryside Wall Art Funny Kitchen Decor Irish Gift Baker Print","description":"\u003cp\u003e‘Meadows Roller’ Art Print by Vertigo Artography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1iy4o_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe countryside has been getting a little lumpy. Someone has decided to do something about it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1iy4o_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo hands, red nails, flour dusted, the hands of someone who takes their baking seriously and has apparently decided to scale up, grip a wooden rolling pin and press it firmly across the green patchwork fields below. The hedgerows flatten. The contours smooth. The rolling hills, which have been rolling for approximately ten thousand years without anyone's permission, are being rolled in a rather more literal sense. The landscape is dough. The dough is magnificent. The baker is not taking questions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1iy4o_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeadows Roller is a surreal collage art print that takes two of the most satisfying things in the world, a perfectly rolled piece of pastry and a sweeping view of the British and Irish countryside and combines them into something that is simultaneously absurd, beautiful and deeply, inexplicably correct. The vivid green of the fields against the warm wood of the rolling pin creates a composition that works as pure colour before you even register what's happening. Then you register what's happening, and it becomes the best thing you've seen all week.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1iy4o_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is the print for the baker who has always suspected they could improve on nature given the right equipment. The kitchen wall that needs something green and joyful and slightly unhinged. The Irish pub that wants art as characterful as its regulars. The cafe that understands that the best interiors make people smile before they've even ordered. The St Patrick's Day gift that will still be on the wall in July, because it is simply too good to be seasonal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1iy4o_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor chefs, bakers, farmers, countryside lovers, Irish diaspora and anyone who has ever looked at a rolling landscape and thought: needs work.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.\u003cbr\u003e• Print has a white border around the image.\u003cbr\u003e• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.\u003cbr\u003e• Art print does not include frame.\u003cbr\u003e• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.\u003cbr\u003eAll A2\/A1\/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Delivery Timeframes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow are guidelines for receipt of delivery of your purchase from the time your order is dispatched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUK 2-3 Business Days\u003cbr\u003eEurope 1-5 Business Days\u003cbr\u003eUSA \/ CANADA 8-12 Business Days\u003cbr\u003eREST OF WORLD 10-15 Business Days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor seasonal occasions the above timeframes may differ and we ask that you order in advance so as to avoid delay and disappointment.\u003cbr\u003ePlease note that your order may be subject to customs delays and import fees for which you are responsible for paying depending on your country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTracked Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe aim to dispatch your order within 2-5 business days upon receipt of your order.\u003cbr\u003eAll orders are tracked, you will receive a tracking number and notification via Shopify once your order has been dispatched.\u003cbr\u003eIf there are any foreseeable delays we will contact you immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt would be great to hear from you on your shopping experience with us.\u003cbr\u003eFeel free to drop us a review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCopyright © Vertigo Artography 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Rights Reserved\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\/\/ INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY NOTICE \/\/\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis original design \/ artwork is my intellectual property. 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